Recipe for a yummy baby photo session


  • 10 itsy bitsy fingers

  • 10 teeny tiny toes

  • Chubby, rosy cheeks

  • Peach fuzz all over

  • Garnished with solid pastel colors and fuzzy textures

  • Covered with a hint of affectionate kisses and a bucketful of tender love

  • Curled in an impossible coiled shape that only a baby is capable of!


Share it generously with loved ones. Keeps well at room temperature without artificial preservatives. Additional medicinal benefits of baby portraits were recorded among grandparents. It is reported that said grannies could take such baby photos in limitless quantities if left unsupervised.

Other side effects include teary eyes, choked-up throat, warm tingly feeling, wide and long lasting smiles. In case of persistent grin, see a qualified attendant. This properly garnished delicacy contains very high natural nutritional value and may be consumed in small nibbles as a snack for endurance. Provides long lasting energy. It also improves the metabolism of the soul.
The urge for this type of gastronomic jollification should be tended to as soon as possible. Neglect could lead to unforeseen consequences and long term regrets.

Contact us for a free pre-session consultation and to schedule your time of celebratory feast soon.